Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing on Swiss territory? Don't you dare come any closer or I'll shoot! ...What? Introduction? Fine!

My name is Vash Zwingli, the Swiss Confederation.

If you set a single foot near my house, I'll make you eat lead. And don't even think of messing with my sister, Liechtenstein, either!

I should really go check on her; I haven't given her any lessons in combat in so long...

My country has four main languages: French, German, Italian, and Romansh. But that doesn't mean I want to talk to any of you! So don't bother me without good reason.

...And if you do have a good reason to bother me, you'd better state your true opinion!

Please note that I'm not a miser, I'm just frugal. **nods sagaciously**

And with that, I'll take my leave! So stay away from my house!